Happy Holiday’s Everyone whatever your Holiday may be and remember to give a gift that gets you kid going…like these:
In the Twelfth Inning of Christmas my parents gave to me Twelve packs of player cards and NOT the electronic kind but the kind you can stick in your bicycle spokes and not worry about their monetary value.
In the Eleventh Inning of Christmas my parents gave to me Eleven snowballs stacked in a pile so I can ambush my friends when they come over to show me what they got!
In the Tenth Inning of Christmas my parents gave to me Ten hockey pucks ready for smacking against the dryer in the basement!
In the Ninth Inning of Christmas my parents gave to me Nine other players so we can play five on five on the backyard rink they built me which cost less than the new dryer.
In the Eight Inning of Christmas my parents gave to me Eight gymnastics things…I don’t really know what young gymnasts need but I bet they need at least eight of them.
In the Seventh Inning of Christmas my parents gave me an hour to myself with a good book so they could take a nap.
In the Sixth Inning of Christmas my parents gave to me .6 seconds off my best time.
In the Fifth Inning of Christmas my parents gave to me Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive Olympic Rinnnnnnnngs!
In the Fourth Inning of Christmas my parents gave to me Four new golf clubs (to be used next spring).
In the Third Inning of Christmas my parents gave to me three ribbons for three top threes!
In the Second Inning of Christmas my parents gave to me Two skis for skiing.
And in the First Inning of Christmas of my parents gave to me a soccer ball in a pine tree…I honestly have no idea how it got up there.